plaguedocboi:

plaguedocboi:

plaguedocboi:

plaguedocboi:

Seeing a black cat is actually good luck. A frog or toad is also good luck. A leech is great luck

If you ever purposely harm an amphibian you’re cursed for life sorry I don’t make the rules. If you accidentally harm an amphibian that’s still bad luck but I think the universe understands that accidents happen

If you see a snail it removes any curses you may have accumulated. This is because snails eat curses

You should be writing this down

proteusolm:

Make sure to provide your outdoorsy transmasc friend ample opportunities to use their pocket knife, it is a valuable enrichment opportunity.

ponyoisms:

one hyperfixated tumblr mutual has the power of six hundred thousand ad campaigns

thebiscuiteternal:

tzikeh:

acciohunks:

Daniel and Weird Al Yankovic 💥💥💥

📸 by Sinna Nasseri (New York Times)

I love that the phrasing makes it seem like a wedding announcement – as though they’ve married and Dan Radcliffe took Weird Al Yankovic’s last name

the promotion for the weird al biopic has been *immaculate* and I hope it stays this unhinged forever.